I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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