I must be too annoying 4 u.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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