"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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