At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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