She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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