I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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