Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
tell me about the fingering
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