Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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