it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We need to rekindle our bromance
the day after is always just damage control
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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