I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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