Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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