wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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