All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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