Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think I am morally bankrupt
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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