I feel like I'm in dance class right now
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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