We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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