at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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