1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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