Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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