If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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