It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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