I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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