We're facebook friends in real life
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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