is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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