If i come over, it means nothing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
