i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
