i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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