it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Randomize
