He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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