would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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