I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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