Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it because I queefed?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
