It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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