Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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