I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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