You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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