Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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