I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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