Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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