Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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