Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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