Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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