The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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