I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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