Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
