idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
