There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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