i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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