do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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