I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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