You really coming over, don't trick.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
They took my balls.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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