Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
True strength comes from lack of pants
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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