I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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