Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
