hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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