Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think your dad took our porno
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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