Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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