this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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