why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
My pussy is not your playground.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
