I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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