she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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